Matt Kaye, my friend is no stranger to modeling. Every since he was a child, he has had an inner knowing that he has a ‘pert bottom’. When he was a baby, his dad used to throw dimes at it. And bounce, they did!
Matt’s pert bottom was technically ‘discovered’ by Ron, a Deacon at Sacred Heart one day when Matt was a mere 7 years old and wanted to pee in the ‘big boys’ urinal. Matt was the kid that pulled his pants and underoos down all the way to his ankles to pee, but even on his tip-toes, he couldn’t quite get his nub up and over the base to avoid peeing on the wall. And we all know what happens if you pee on the church wall.
As the story goes, Ron had come in to check his eye-liner right before the 10:45 service… (the alter is a stage to many and Ron is one of those ‘many’). Ron saw Matt struggling… and being a Good Samaritan, Ron offered to hold Matt up. Something about the offer felt right to Matt, but what he was not expecting was to be seated in Ron’s hands while he peed. He liked the way it felt when Ron whispered in his ear, “You have a pert bottom, Matthew Kaye. I’d like to take pictures of it- I mean, you.”
And thus there 18 year friendship began. Ron as an amateur photographer/deacon and Matt Kaye as a full time pert bottomed male model.
This picture was taken a few months ago and is the front of Matt’s current ZED card. I think we can all see that Matt (and Ron for that matter) have huge careers ahead of them.
The tattoo was a gift from Ron on Matt’s 18th birthday. It says, “You’re welcome.” in Sanskrit.
Written by: Stirling Gardner
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