When asked if this was an accurate portrayal of his girlfriend, Matt farted and replied, “Fuck, yeah, brah! Can’t you tell!? Go ahead, smell it! It smells just like her too!”
I declined, but had to give him a certain amount of respect. He saved up for nearly three years working nights at ARCO so his cousin could at least start the tattoo of his dreams. He’s only another $35 away from getting her butthole inked in.
Come on, Matt. You can do it!
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Written by: Stirling Gardner
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