THIS IS STIRLING GARDNER AND THESE ARE HIS HAIKUS:
(written by Matt Kaye)
1. Musky meat flower,
Bossom now, your time is nigh,
Bacon scent fills you.
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2. Rape my butt circus!
I am the dirty clown-car,
I will not press charges.
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3. Ich habe viel Fleisch gegessen,
Mein Stuhlgang sind mächtige,
Zwei Männer konnten sie nicht anheben.
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4.Fret not, Danger Frank,
Lotion up my tummy-vag,
I make monster noises.
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Anonymous
mattkayeworld
That picture shall haunt my dreams.
meat flower… so compelling
It is a tasty treat.
Dude…lay off the hormone infested chicken….
I just vomited in my mouth and I think I liked it.
Yeah, you fucking liked it. And you’ll fucking like some more tomorrow.
I’ve got a ho-ho stashed in my mangina – for later… when I get hungry.