Matt Kaye, my friend has taken up the sport of competitive bronzing.
His first official event will be the 2009 Toledo Bronzing Championships. (sponsored by the makers of “orange drink”)
This year Matt Kaye looks unstoppable!
What’s his secret you ask? Discipline. And bronzer.
6 AM: Wake up call (figurative)
6:01 AM: Find and put on eyeglasses.
6:02 AM: Roll over in his full size bed and talk to the picture of his li’l bro and sis he lost in a freak speedo changing incident. “This one’s for you, guys!”
6:03 AM: Bronzer
6:04 AM: Shower
6:16 AM: Bronzer
6:17 AM: 6 raw eggs (brown)
6:18 AM – 10:49 PM: Lathering on more bronzer.
10:50 PM:Friend, Jim comes over to take daily progress picture. Partially obscures himself behind the mirror.
10:59 PM: Lights out. (literal)
11:00 PM – 5:59 AM: Dreams of taking home the bronze.
Written by: Stirling Gardner
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JP,
Bronzer is responsible for a lot of things, the least of which is a ripped bod.
Bronzer is responsible for Easter, most of the famine in Africa (which ties in with being ripped) and the concept of integers.
Wiki it. You’d be surprised.
Best,
Stirling
Is bronzer responsible for that ripped bod, too?
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That’s a beautiful purple sweatshirt, Mitchell. Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you. If you look closer you will see that I am wearing Wrangler jeans that I bought at Wal-Mart after a late night bronzer accident. It was horrible and I lost my favorite pair of Jordache jeans.
What is a bummer is that i didn’t get the photos of my sweet reebok shoes with the velcro straps.
I am going to admit this now. I am the guy in the mirror taking the photo.
I am shamed and sorry, but Matt’s glorious bronze body must be photographed for the world to see
Is it wrong to assume that the top prize in a Bronzing Competition is a bronze medal?