Stirling and Ning-Nong

Stirling Gardner -Hello Magnet-Learners, I am Stirling Gardner and…
(Interrupted by Doorbell)

Bing-Bong…

Stirling Gardner – Hello?  Who is at my door?

Bing-Bong, BIIIIIING-BOOOOONGGG

SG: WHOOO is at my door?!

Ning-Nong: It is I, Ning-Nong!!!…(plays with doorbell)  Bing-Bong, Bing-Bong, Bing-Bong, Bing-Bong…

SG: Whoa!  You got the Bing-Bong Ring-Wrong,  Ning-Nong.   Now, shall we Sing Song, Ning Nong or play Ping-Pong with your King-Kong Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong?

NN: Let’s play Ning-Nong Ping-Pong with my  King-Kong Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong.

SG: Or we could just sing the Ning-Nong Ping-Pong King-Kong Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong Song…

NN: Really? I don’t know how to sing the Ning-Nong Ping-Pong King-Kong Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong Song.

SG: How could you not know the Ning-Nong Ping-Pong King-Knog Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong Song?  It’s YOUR Song.

NN: I guess I just don’t.
(Lengthy awkward pause.)

SG: Well, Bring Bong, Ning Nong, let’s smoke up and I will teach you the Ning-Nong Ping-Pong King-Knog Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong Song.

NN: Hooray!! Ning Nong Bring Bong to learn the Ning-Nong Ping-Pong King-Knog Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Thing-Thong Song.

SG: You just repeated that as an excuse to say all those fun “-ing” and “-ong” words didn’t you? (lengthy, long, awkward pause.)

NN: ………………..Ming………………………………Mong.

SG:  Didn’t you?!?

NN: (Takes deep breath)  Ming-Mong-Ching-Chong-Bing-Bong-Ning-Nong-Fling-Flong-King-Kong-Ting-Tong-Ping-Pong-Zing-Zong-Ying-Yong-Ding-Dong-Sing-Song-Wing-Wong-Ling-Long-Quing-Quong-Jing-Jong-Ring-Rong-Hing-Hong-Ving-Vong-Ming-Mong-Ching-Chong-Bing-Bong-Ning-Nong-Fling-Flong-King-Kong-Ting-Tong-Ping-Pong-Zing-Zong-Ying-Yong-Ding-Dong-Sing-Song-Wing-Wong-Ling-Long-Quing-Quong-Jing-Jong-Ring-Rong-Hing-Hong-Ving-Vong-Ming-Mong-Ching-Chong-Bing-Bong-Ning-Nong-Fling-Flong-King-Kong-Ting-Tong-Ping-Pong-Zing-Zong-Ying-Yong-Ding-Dong-Sing-Song-Wing-Wong-Ling-Long-Quing-Quong-Jing-Jong-Ring-Rong-Hing-Hong-Ving-Vong-Ming-Mong-Ching-Chong-Bing-Bong-Ning-Nong-Fling-Flong-King-Kong-Ting-Tong-Ping-Pong-Zing-Zong-Ying-Yong-Ding-Dong-Sing-Song-Wing-Wong-Ling-Long-Quing-Quong-Jing-Jong-Ring-Rong-Hing-Hong-Ving-Vong!!!………………….No.

SG: Good.  I don’t want you goofing around.