Matt Kaye’s Family’s Summer Camp Portrait

Every year, Matt Kaye, my friend and his family host their own private little summer camp in Ashville, Oregon.

It’s a small woodland community 90 miles east of Portland.

All day long Matt’s mom teaches the family arts and crafts and this year’s theme was “Sewing: The Art of the Nude”.

As you can see, these very life-like exo-nudi-skeleton suits are so realistic that even though Matt’s sister, Holly helped out with the stitching, the LSD kept her from realizing the difference between “make-believe naked play-time” and real naked play time like she is used to, so she just went about her business of seeing how heavy Matt’s dad’s dick is.  (Incidentally, it weighed in at 1 lb, 1 oz.)  If you look closely enough, you can see her little exo-nudi-clit popping out which is the reason for Matt Kaye’s shit eating grin and testicular semi.

This year “family camp” was cut short due to the fact that they had all unintentionally sewn themselves into their suits and couldn’t get them off without taking pruning sheers to the tough, stain-resistant fleshy material and ruining them. It was either that or crapping themselves, but since The Kaye’s are neither Arab nor Medieval Knights, they decided on sheering themselves out of their handsome handiwork.

But please don’t despair, not all was lost; Holly was able to save her socks.

If you’re intrigued and would like more information on next year’s camp, sign-ups begin in mid-March at www.weareacloseknitfamily.com.  The theme is: “Kayaking: The Art of Fisting.”
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Written by: Stirling Gardner