Matt Kaye, my friend can always find a way to entertain himself during the holidays!
When he was finished hunting and plucking his turkey, he couldn’t resist not wasting the feathers and after some hard cider decided to dress up as his favorite ballerina, Mishna Pushnev and played “Bouncy Kitty - Tap My Nose” with his third favorite cat, Marcie.
There are only a few rules: “Claws in”, “Don’t touch my fucking feathers”, and Marcie has to jump, nose tap and land (on only her hind paws) before three snaps of Mishna’s fingers. Whoever loses has to pretend to be a woodland nymph and crawl around on the floor making snorting noises for three minutes while the other videotapes it. As silly as they both know this is, they coyly agree to it knowing it’s a win-win. People already LOVE cats on youtube. Why would they not love a man dressed as a woman dressed as a ballerina dressed as a turkey?
Written by: Stirling Gardner
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