Hey everybody!!! Come on down to Stirling Gardner’s Swallow-It-All-Glory-Hole in the men’s handicapped bathroom stall at the Shell station!!! (It’s centrally-located at Vermont and 2nd St., Los Angeles.) Go ahead and shove anything you want through to Stirling and consider it gobbled, serviced and swallowed!! No questions asked.
Wife only blows you on Xmas eve? Who cares?! Come on down and see Stirling and he will gladly service you for whatever spare change you throw under the stall. No one wants to try and water sports with you? Stirling LIVES to have his face peed on through this divider hole…Put your weiner through and just start pissing!!! Or back that ass up and diarrhea violently in Stirling’s face and he’ll throw change under the stall to YOU!!!
He’ll swallow absolutely ANYTHING…boners, dongs, gallons of man-sauce, your poo, your tinkle-juice, a bag of pretzels, old fish, your anxieties about the impending collapse of our country’s rule of law, foot blisters, a 5-layer anything-ito, a body part you found in the tall grass by your office building, Stirling WILL swallow it!! Do you have: hair/gunk that was clogging your sink, an abiding hatred for a particular ethnicity, an unrealistic career dream, rationalizations for cheating on your spouse?? Stirling will swallow it!! Or maybe you just want to treat your dog or rodent-related pet (Hamster, ferret, etc.) to the best blow job they’ve EVER had!!! Come see Stirling Gardner and his Swallow-It-All-Glory-Hole!!! You shan’t be disappointed.
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