SINGLES AD: Stirling Gardner, SWM, 34.
Nickname: Lunchmeat Warrior
Smells like: Pimentos.
Celebrity Look-a-like: Emilio Estevez
Enjoys: Clouds, clams, and Gobots.
Fears: Ducks and burlap.
Best feature: N/A
Favorite books: “Hand, Hand, Finger, Thumb” and “Contemporary Debates in Metaphysics”
Favorite Music: Celine Dion ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Movies: “Must Like Dogs”, “Ass-Masters, Vol. 19”, “La Strada”
Favorite Expression: “Get out of my mind, Mom!”
Activities: Volleyball, Canning Fruit, Wearing a diaper and crying like a big, fat baby.
Looking for: Any woman who will indulge me wearing a diaper and crying like the big, fat whiny diaper-shitting baby I am.
written by Matt Kaye, who is awesome.
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