Hey, guys! It’s been awhile, but my friend, Matt Kaye has been very very busy on the dating circuit.
He’s always been a fan of SUV’s, but this past January something changed… something shifted… he decided to follow his heart.
Ever since Matt was a little boy, his mom, Cheryl (a Midas mechanic) had Matt stop by on his way home from school. Cheryl didn’t like the notion of a latch-key child, plus if Matt was going to learn any trade, it may as well be the one she devoted her life to: the repair and replacement of mufflers.
Matt would come to the shop every day after school and his mom (not one for laziness) would have Matt stack the mufflers in the back.
As Matt got older and into his teens, two things happened: a) he developed an affinity for women’s lingerie. His mom although a tough muffler repair woman liked to dress up when she brought the customers back to their trailer. Matt watched his mom dress up in silk and frills and sass. He liked the way the stockings could never fall down if secured tightly to the bottom of the camisole and as everyone knows… a redhead looks fantastic in RED. b) He saw something that no one else seemed to notice… mufflers were sexy. All that buffed metal… the long narrow exhaust pipe… the way the carbon monoxide shot out like a foggy black fart if not properly fitted. And I guess you could say he got “tail-pipe curious”… Could it be that these two things actually go together? Peanut butter and chocolate, cookies and milk, women’s lingerie and sticking a dick in an exhaust pipe?
Well, for Matt, the answer was an un-resounding YES, PLEASE, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE!?!?!?
Matt scoured the internet looking for a website that would match cars up with the people that wanted to fuck them in the tailpipe. Sort of a match.com crossed with an autotrader.com.
This picture is Matt with his new Aussie “girlfriend”. She got a few miles on her, but Matt doesn’t care. Sometimes there is nothing better than a well used tail pipe.
Written by: Stirling Gardner
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