Stirling Gardner is a writer, performer, producer and is generally considered a charming asshole when he’s being charming.
He doesn’t think that mothers with newborns and pendulous teats should breast feed in public.
You can find his other offensive media (webisodes, videos, essays, etc.) on his personal website Stirling Gardner.
Matt Kaye is 80% water. Most of the rest is Flaming Hot Cheetos and PCP. He comedys in Los Angeles, vacations in the Hamptons, and is generally open to orgies with the right class of people. Tumblr






Figures you would know how to spell it, you hillbilly fuck.
You originally spelled Cheetos wrong. Like a dick.